1. Michael Vick-For
those who don't know or who haven't been paying attention to NFL in
the off-season Vick
signed a one-year $5 million contract with the New York Jets on March
21, 2014. Only time will tell how this season looks for him.
Hopefully he can mentor fellow quarterback Geno Smith to further
greatness. Let's see.
VERDICT:
GOOD
(?)
2. PETA-When
they're not throwing red paint on furs and being advocates for
animals, they keep it rather classy. Just check out what they tweeted
upon finding out about Michael Vick's new contract with the New York
Jets:
At
least Michael Vick can’t drown, electrocute, hang, or shoot a
football the way he terrorized "man’s best friend. #smh #Jets
I
guess all the apologies and the work he's done to rise above his
mistakes don't count. Atta way, PETA. Atta way.
VERDICT:
UGLY
(God hates that, you know)
3. Kanye
and Kim's VOGUE cover-People
are making a lot of noise about Kanye West and resident baby mama Kim
Kardashian being on the cover of VOGUE. I have no opinion,
truthfully. OK, I lied. I do. They're stylish so they're on the cover
of a style magazine. In theory that's how it works...at least, I
thought that was how it worked. As polarizing as people may find
them, the truth is the truth. Moreover, this shit is an attempt to
divert your eyes from the real issues.
VERDICT:
BAD
(that this is such a big story)
4. Miracle
Watts-I
never had a chance to say it but this video vixen is GORGEOUS. I
mean, super gorgeous. That's all.
VERDICT:
GOOD
5. Duke:
For another year Duke is fucking up March Madness brackets once
again. This year, Duke loses to Mercer 78-71. For those who thought
that Duke could be the team of old, you are sadly mistaken...and
extremely disappointed...and out of some money if you bet on them.
VERDICT:
BAD
and UGLY
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